Wednesday, November 11, 2009

funny_animals_41.jpgIm not sure how it all happened i remember falling asleep then waking up and looking in the mirror and i was a white gorilla or maybe it is still all a dream. I cant control my body it feels as if i have gorilla instincts i better go eat a banana. I remember robbing a bank is this real? I ran all the way across the fog infested town the night was calm there was nobody on the lonesome roads. The pale light from the moon was reflecting on the cool damp ground that my abnormal feet was pacing on. Tonight feels different im not tired or sleepy im overwhelmed with a powerful energy. I feel as if i can play hot potato with the world. I approach the bank. I rip the doors off the titanium hinges and throw the door half across town. The fog made a whistling path behind the rocketing door. I run in and clinch the safe door gave it a couple of monstrous twist. The door is gone. My eyes was full of greed. I filled my arms up with the purloin money but no matter how much i grabbed it wasn't enough! I needed more! I ran to the janitor closest and grabbed the heavy duty trash bags. I ran back to the safe. My gut felt as if it has a tittle wave swamping my insides every time it hits but i was not nervous. I must of filled up ten trash bags by now. I put all my bags in a pile then i stomped on them as hard as i could they were as flat as a penny that was just ran over by a freight train. I picked all of them up and squeezed threw the small narrow door way. I seen thirty cop cars outside waiting for me. Then my vision started fading... beep... beep... beep... What is this noise? beep.. beep... Each beep came faster then the last one. Then i realized it was all a dream. My pillow was filled with steaming hot sweat. Everything is all right I keep telling myself it was all a dream. Then before i know it im back asleep..

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Well its me John. Im not really sure what to tell myself about the future. I am to concerned about the past and how things turn out the way I never wanted them to but I guess everything happens for a reason and its to late to go back and change things now. I guess by the time I am 30 its going to be to late to do anything I said when I was 18 but I will give it a shot. Well hopefully I will be out of collage and be pretty much settled down maybe have a good girl and a kid or two. Not really worried about the kids right now but I wouldn't mind having a good girl. I should probably start listening to my mom cause everything she tells me is pretty much right. She gives me good advice but i'm always retarded and never listen.I guess I don't have anything to tell myself cause you cant prepare for life you just gotta kinda take it as it comes and deal with it cause that is life i guess.
My freshmen year coach rhoads told are class a story. It was about his dream and that jason was trying to kill him and he was hiding in the tree with a rocket launcher. Then after that he gave are class doughnuts just to make it even better. thanks coach Rhoads for my fav memories.

Monday, October 5, 2009

I think the swine flu is really bad I guess. All the symptoms seem bad getting sick blah blah blah and you could die. But to be honest i am not really to worried about it. I guess its cause im human and i am oblivious and i don't really wanna think that there is a "virus" that could possibly kill me just because i touched a dirty door knob or i took a breath of somebody's air. It just doesnt seem fair that something as precious as life can be taken away because of ignorance and not wanting except that fact that I need to take certain precautions to protect myself and the people i care about.

Monday, September 14, 2009


The Wrath of Grendel
Grendel was torturing the towns people with his T.V. He would put the T.V in the middle of the town and make the towns people watch it after watching it for 2 hours he brain washed the whole town and then he ate them King Hrothgar was the only person who wasn't effected by this mystical device.King Hrothgar was protected by his sunglasses.

Friday, September 4, 2009

I really can not tell what my future is going to be like or where its going to take me.. My parents have made a major impact on my lifestyle. They have taught me wrong from right and that if I ever want something I gotta work for it but I thinkkk i will have a good future when I am about 30 or 35 I hope that I will be settled down have a good 9-5 at the hospital being a nurse then when I get off I go party with my friends at the elks.... just kidding. I wouldn't mind going home to some kids and a wife watch some t.v. eat some good dinner go to bed and repeat my day.

Monday, August 31, 2009

My mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, and grandpa. Out of all them I would say my mom "packs" my parachute. My mom is always looking out for me and all she wants is what is best for me. She is a vary caring, giving, and responsible mother. As long as I can remember she has always be there for me even though most of the time I was not there for her.I do not give her the gratitude she deserves but am extremely thankful and lucky to have her as my mother.